Quotations (5)

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Rafi Gardet: How old are you? David Bloomberg: Actually, I don't speak Vietnamese. Why do you ask? Rafi Gardet: Are you being evasive? David Bloomberg: I am trying.
Lisa Metzger: And I didn't buy you Q-tips because... I was trying to protect your ears!
Rafi Gardet: His penis is so beautiful I just want to knit it a hat.
David Bloomberg: We're gonna have vacation sex tonight! Rafi Gardet: ... What is vacation sex, Dave? David Bloomberg: I don't know, but you're gonna get it, girl.
Rafi Gardet: You let me talk to you about his penis? Lisa Metzger: Trust me, that was *harder* for me than it was for you.