CarnageDVD - 2011
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Nancy Cowan: [reaching for the scotch bottle] Let's get out of here, Alan. These people are monsters.
Alan Cowan: Stop it, Nancy.
Nancy Cowan: No, no, no. I want to drink some more. I- I wanna get drunk off my ass! This- this bitch throws my bag against the ceiling, nobody lifts a finger. I wanna be blind drunk.
Alan Cowan: You're drunk enough.
Nancy Cowan: How can you let her call our son a criminal? We come over here to work things out with them and they, they insult us, they browbeat us, they lecture us about being good citizens of the planet! I am glad our son kicked the shit out of your son and I wipe my ass with your human rights!
Michael Longstreet: Wow! Get a couple of drinks in her and BAM!, her true self comes
Michael Longstreet: "Have you lost your mind now, too? Their son beats the sh*t out of Ethan, and you're in my face over a hamster." Penelope Longstreet: "Well, what you did to that hamster was wrong, and you can't deny that." Michael Longstreet: "I DON'T GIVE A SH*T ABOUT THE HAMSTER!" Penelope Longstreet: "Well, you're gonna give a sh*t about the hamster when your daughter gets home!" Michael Longstreet: "Bring her on! I'm not gonna be told how to act by some nine year old snot-nosed brat!" Alan Cowan: "I agree with him there... one hundred percent."
Nancy Cowan: "And Ethan?" Michael Longstreet: "What about Ethan?" Nancy Cowan: "Well, is he sad, too?" Michael Longstreet: "You know, Ethan's got other things on his plate, if you ask me." Penelope Longstreet: "Ethan wasn't attached to 'Nibbles'." Michael Longstreet: " 'NIBBLES!?! What the hell kinda p*ssy-ass name is that, anyway?" Nancy Cowan: "So if you feel no remorse, why should our son?" Michael Longstreet: "You know what? All this 'consultation' and 'consideration' sh*t - I'm sick to death of it. We were nice to you. We bought tulips! You know, my wife dressed me up as a liberal, but the fact of the matter is, I got no patience for this touchy-feely bullsh*t. I AM A SHORT-TEMPERED, SON OF A B*TCH. OKAY?"
Michael Longstreet: "Look, take a step back, and look at the situation we're in. Children suck the life out of ya, and leave ya old, and empty. That's the law of nature. You see these young couples, laughin' all the way to the altar, you think: "They don't know. Poor f*ckers have no idea. They're happy." Nobody tells you about this stuff in the beginning. I got this army buddy of mine, and he's gonna have a kid with his new girlfriend... I said to him: "A kid? At our age? Whattya stupid? You got maybe ten, fifteen good years left before you get cancer, or have a stroke, and you're gonna saddle yourself with a f*ckin' kid?!?" "
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